1 definition by Oliver Poindexter
An extremely cheesy or corny person, who noramlly goes by the name "Paul" or last name "Guiliano." Cheese Dicks often appear genuinely funny at first but then turn out to be assholes. Cheese Dicks are easily identifiable by their dense coat of arm hair and balding head.
Hunter: "Damn, Mr. Guiliano is such a cheese dick!!!!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"
by Oliver Poindexter June 2, 2011