OlfinSeaSquid 's definitions

Santa Claus

A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits.

Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus!

by OlfinSeaSquid May 29, 2018