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An advanced toilet manoeuvre where somebody enters a cubicle, strips off everything from the waist down, and climbs up to a launch point until they’re perched high above the porcelain. From this elevated throne, metres above sea level they unleash a free-falling turd straight into the bowl.
A Highball is not for amateurs. It requires skill, balance and elite bravery. Considered the antonym of a civilised sit-down affair.
A Highball is not for amateurs. It requires skill, balance and elite bravery. Considered the antonym of a civilised sit-down affair.
“Oi Damo, someone’s pulled a bloody Highball in the servo dunny, that’s better splashback than the one my wife picked for our kitchen!”
by Old man Mc November 21, 2025
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