Definitions by Old boy George

turnerous leech infestant 

Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'

"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"

turnerous leech infestant by Old Boy George May 9, 2003

Georgetoot 

An old boy blowing on a trumpet may be called a 'georgetoot'

"Haha look at that old georgetoot over there"

Georgetoot by Old Boy George May 7, 2003