1 definition by Okonkwo's Iye-Uwa

Lydon

An evil spirit meant to torment the mother by existing. Mothers frequently fear to let Lydons go to school, because they will torment the students as well. Lydons frequently come in pairs. One of them is evil, the other doesn't suck as much. You will know them by their mating call, "JOSE, WE GOTTA GO!" On a related note, they frequently engage in incest. On another note, they both have tism about 110% of the time.

I was in my history class, when a Lydon walked in and yelled, "JOSE, WE GOTTA GO!"

by Okonkwo's Iye-Uwa February 13, 2018