Definitions by Oeltjens

The Ric Flair

A guy slaps his dick on a girl's chest as hard as he can and screams "Woooooooo!"

"I gave your mother the Ric Flair last night"

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Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

Sock Scooper by Oeltjens January 30, 2010

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