Exhibiting both guido and emo traits simultaneously. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
Bragging to your friends about the skank you banged, then crying alone because she broke your heart.
It is guimo when someone you try to intimidate stands up for themselves and you then cry because they don't respect you.
Person 1: "I spend all my time at the gym so I'll look good and people still don't respect me or acknowledge how tough I am :*( "
Person 2: "Wow. You are a guimo."
It is a game where white guys get spoons, then they proceed to a car. After driving to a black neighborhood, you find a group of black guys. After locating the group, you and your friends drive by them throwing your spoons while screaming, "NIGGER". If you do not succeed in hitting a member of the group, then you have to walk back and pick up the spoon.
Hint: It's all in the wrist.
Example 1: (White Example)
Person 1: How did Timmy die?
Person 2: He was playing the spoon game and he missed.
Person 1:What did they do to him?
Person 2: They popped him so bad he looked like Swiss Cheese.
Example 2: (Black Example)
Black Guy 1: Some Crackers played the Spoon game with my Brothas.
Black Guy 2: What did you do?
Black Guy 1: One Cracker missed so he came back and then we pulled out our gats and then we told him he had 10 sec. to run. He shat his pants and ran fast Usain Bolt back to his Cracker Community.