9 definitions by OccasionalDipper

Someone who stays in shape only by masturbation.
Person A: How does that guy stay in shape? He doesnt even go to the gym.
Person B: He's a jacklete. He doesnt need to go to the gym.
by OccasionalDipper February 28, 2022
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When become so mentally depraved that you decide to give half the effort you would normally, if you previously were half-assing, thus entering the realm of quarter-assery.
Online school is so stupid, I've decided I'm going to start quarter assing it.
by OccasionalDipper February 13, 2021
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What you call someone who's name you do not know. Usually to insult or make fun of a person or a group of people.
"Look at this John. He probably pees sitting down."
"Look at those Johns. They look so edgy you could pop a bag near 'em and the whole lunchroom would go silent and stare at 'em."
by OccasionalDipper October 26, 2020
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A workout that only consists of masturbating. Usually undertook by people who have no life.
Person A: How do you stay so fit? You never go to the gym.
Person B: I just do a daily jerkout
by OccasionalDipper February 28, 2022
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A term used by snowflakes, particularly ones who can't even vote yet, to express how they think an election will drastically change their lives, when it's really just an excuse to get attention and/or not do schoolwork.
"Mrs.Smith I didn't do the homeowner because I have election anxiety."
by OccasionalDipper November 4, 2020
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The #1 rapper in every country on earth. Makes music for both alpha chads and beta cucks.
Dude have you listened to Lil Cheezi's newest album,"4 Goats 1 Legend"?
by OccasionalDipper February 10, 2021
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Instead of putting the chew in your bottom lip, you put it up in your top lip on either side. Generally used if you want to hide it.
"Man I was uplipping at church yesterday 'cuz I didn't want the pastor to see me.
by OccasionalDipper April 23, 2020
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