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Niggas
Balling
Around
Nowadays it's nothing but nigga's in the NBA league
by ObviousNova March 25, 2019

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He runs on his daddy's money!
Lance Stroll is just a pay driver, nothing else
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by ObviousNova May 06, 2020

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Superior to iPhone
Android is the gods phone
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by ObviousNova August 25, 2019

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The inferior overrated and overpriced phone that sells more than the android which god forbid has more interesting features than the iphone would copy that 3 years later and it’s so easy to break
Fuck the iphone Android is superior
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by ObviousNova August 25, 2019

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The worst school ever. The principal is a bitch who gives people punishments for no reason, the dances are no fun, the wifi blocks every site, the teachers are bullies. Just an awful school to be
Thank God I'm out of Barnhill Middle School that was a shit show
by ObviousNova June 02, 2020

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A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She drive a huge ass SUV. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no hellspawn (children), no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her hellspawns are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freak” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered
Me: *listening to Metallica in my 1969 Ford Mustang*
Soccer Mom: *drives to the side of me in a suv*
SM: You turn that awful and satanic garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it to the max*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE PRESENT AND THEY WILL GET CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!!!
Me: Fuck off, bitch.
SM: THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IF I SEE YOUR STUPID CAR! NEWER IS BETTER!
SM: *drives away*
Me: Bye bye asshole..
by ObviousNova January 17, 2020

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A really terrible school, it has a very ignorant principal who just doesn't care, has a lot of bullies here, the teachers are really terrible, the only good teachers left due to the terrible principal, the Internet locks every single site except YouTube, and the rules are too strict. Overall it's a god awful school, NEVER go there!
Guy: Hey man, what school did you go to?
Guy #2: I went to Princess Elizabeth School! It sucked so hard!
Guy: I legit feel sorry you went to a terrible excuse for education
by ObviousNova June 03, 2020

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