Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"
by ONAD REPEP June 08, 2014
I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"
by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014
I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"
by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014
When a methamphetamine smoker obsesses with looking for images within the meth puddle as it cools and recrystalizes.
1. Wow that fool was chillin in his room for hours jyllucinating on his meth pipe. He text me "dawg, you gotta come see this face in my pipe!!!"
I said "dawg put the fucking pipe down and get some sleep...your starting to jyllucinate!!"
I said "dawg put the fucking pipe down and get some sleep...your starting to jyllucinate!!"
by ONAD REPEP June 09, 2014