Definitions by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID

Schmuck 

Someone who gets out of the shower to piss.

"I'm taking a shower but I gotta piss. What the fuck am i gonna do?Hmm I better get out and use the toilet..... Wow, I'm a pretty big schmuck."

Schmuck by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID October 26, 2015