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n. The place where they are from, when asked, if they were born in either Ohio or Iowa and reside in the other state (Iowa or Ohio).

There is no difference if someone was born in Iowa and resides in Ohio or vice versa.
Where are you from?

Ohiowa.
by Nycon February 24, 2011

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n. (pronounced the same as mr.) is a woman's long-term male sexual partner and companion who is not married to her, especially used when the woman is married to another man.
My mistr and I are going to the movies while the husband is away.
by Nycon June 19, 2009

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(ĕm-pîr ĭ-kō'ĭ-təs) adj. 1. derived from experiment, experience, or observation of sexual intercourse.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer may be an empiricoitus expert.
by Nycon December 17, 2010

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a type of white grape found in Persia
The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.
by Nycon September 19, 2012

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