3 definitions by Nupty dumpty

Patchy twat

'Patchy' is any multi coloured horse and 'twat' meaning idiot, stupid or downright naughty pony, can also be written as one word 'patchytwat'

Tried riding today but my horse is being a right patchy twat

by Nupty dumpty December 13, 2020

Chunt

A shortened term for 'chestnut cunt' used by horse owners of any awkward chestnut coloured or ginger horses who are normaly just complete dicks. Chestnut horses in general can be difficult so quite a fitting nickname.

After being thrown from my chestnut mare for the 3rd time today, I came to the conclusion that she is a complete 'Chunt'

by Nupty dumpty December 14, 2020

Chunt

A shortened term for 'chestnut cunt' used by horse owners of any awkward chestnut coloured or ginger horses who are normaly just complete dicks. Chestnut horses in general can be difficult so quite a fitting nickname.

After being thrown from my chestnut mare for the 3rd time today, I came to the conclusion that she is a complete 'Chunt'

by Nupty dumpty December 14, 2020