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crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.

Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise

by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013