A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
by not a chance man September 18, 2009
Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
by Not a chance man March 15, 2008
Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
by Not a chance man March 15, 2008
A seedy backstreet pub , often named 'The Railway' or something related , where cowboy builders ,roofers , beered up louts and other generally unscrupulous characters frequent on any given day of the week to get beered up and and do lines of cocaine rails , hence the name railway is given to these establishments .
People that frequent these establishments are often said to be 'off the rails'
People that frequent these establishments are often said to be 'off the rails'
1. "What you up to tonight ? "
"Im off to the railway for some beers and a few lines mate, the footys on "
2. He's gone off the rails , he's at the railway every night now .
"Im off to the railway for some beers and a few lines mate, the footys on "
2. He's gone off the rails , he's at the railway every night now .
by Not a chance man July 30, 2009