1 definition by Not Huckabee

chicfil-a

chicfil-n. A clandestine meeting between two republicans pretending to be heterosexual. Said republicans assfuck the santorum out of one another in a dark place. Due to the fact the room is dark, not unlike a closet, it allows the hypocritical douche bags to continue pretending they are heterosexual.

Governor Huckabee was hoping for chicfil-a, but no one else from his bible group was availible.

by Not Huckabee August 8, 2012