Not Brad Friedel's definitions
When Kevin Durant jacks off into his own mouth and then cum-swap the semen between himself and Draymond Green. They gargle it as much as possible until it is as firm, yet as moist, as a cupcake. Optional recipes call for adding sprinkles, gummy bears, and the often messy, M&Ms.
We shouldn't have added those M&M's to our cupcake batter. It looks like we have shit on our face. Now its gross.
by Not Brad Friedel June 30, 2017
Get the Cupcake Battermug.