176 definitions by None of your beeswax, pal
If you're idolized enough, people will ignore all the horrible things you've done in your life. Being deceased is optional, although it has been proven to make the effect more...effective.
The Gandhi Effect is named for Mahatma Gandhi, who is often worshipped as a hero around the world, despite the fact that he was a serial rapist.
by None of your beeswax, pal July 27, 2021
It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.
by None of your beeswax, pal August 08, 2021
The REAL Super Mario Bros. 2 that we never got for two reasons:
1. It was too similar to the original.
2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.
For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.
1. It was too similar to the original.
2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.
For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.
Despite its infamous reputation, The Lost Levels is actually not a bad game -- but it is very frustrating. The last two levels of the original game will probably take you several hours, and world C-4 is damn near impossible without cheats.
by None of your beeswax, pal August 02, 2021
The Maze Game, also known as The Scary Maze Game, is a game where the player must use their mouse to navigate a red block to the end of the level without touching the walls.
There are three levels; the first two are easy, and the third one is nearly impossible...but are you sure you want to see what happens when you finally beat it?
There are three levels; the first two are easy, and the third one is nearly impossible...but are you sure you want to see what happens when you finally beat it?
The Maze Game has spawned a meme where a guy breaks his computer after being absolutely terrified of what happens when you beat the third level. That's how scary it is.
by None of your beeswax, pal August 02, 2021
A strange coincidence involving various misfortunes involving people who have played the legendary superhero "Superman" in popular media.
The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.
While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.
The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.
While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.
Is the Superman Curse real? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure: These two actors are dearly missed.
by None of your beeswax, pal July 20, 2021
A quiz game inspired by "The Impossible Quiz." Fifty levels that start off easy, but eventually require careful observation and brain power in order to figure them out.
The Vision Test is known for being just as difficult as The Impossible Quiz, only negated by the fact that there are checkpoints. Level 47 & Level 49 are particularly notorious. Have fun!
by None of your beeswax, pal August 02, 2021
One of the most notorious Flash games of all time.
You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?
What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?
What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
Despite the frustrating nature of The World's Hardest Game, it was quite well-received, to the point that it received three sequels. There has also been quite a few people who have managed to complete all four games in the series without dying a single time.
by None of your beeswax, pal August 12, 2021

