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An infamous Twitter hashtag that surfaced shortly after former U.S Vice President Michael R. Pence "betrayed" Donald Trump by not challenging the Electoral College votes, despite saying that he would challenge them the day before. It was quickly widespread, and several conservative movements and their supporters followed suit, calling for him to be hanged for treason.
The "Hang Mike Pence" hashtag was short-lived, but it was powerful enough for Mike Pence to completely fall off the face of the earth. It is unknown why he disappeared instead of meaningfully addressing it, or why it disappeared so quickly; the only thing America knows is that he is now considered a disgrace among members of the GOP.
by None of your beeswax, pal July 31, 2021
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When a famous person who generally stays out of politics suddenly becomes extremely political for seemingly no reason.
Harry Belafonte Syndrome was named for the actor and musician of the same name (Duh). He was very popular and famous until the mid-late 2000s, when he suddenly revealed that he is a registered democrat. Suddenly, he became an extreme liberal activist. He even said in 2012 that anyone who opposes the re-election of Barack Obama should be sent to prison. This statement landed him in very hot water, and he was harshly censured before effectively falling off the face of the earth. However, he is still alive, and his liberal activism is still dominant over his musical talent.
by None of your beeswax, pal September 25, 2021
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"I have zero interest in you."
"The more Y's you put in "Hey", the more interested you are in the person. Heyyyyyy"

by None of your beeswax, pal August 15, 2021
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1. A pop band

2. An odd term for a neurologist. See also: Brainologist
"Maybe I should sleep...I don't know. I'm not a brain doctor. What are those called? Brainologists?"


"Yeah, headboys."
by None of your beeswax, pal September 13, 2021
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Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.
Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \
by None of your beeswax, pal July 24, 2021
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James Travis Reeves was an American country singer, and widely considered one of the greatest country/gospel music singers of all time, no doubt thanks to his deep and resonant singing voice. Throughout his career, he recorded many classic songs, such as "He'll Have To Go", "Four Walls", and "Welcome to My World."

Sadly, his career was cut short when he died in a plane crash on July 31, 1964. He was only forty years old. And before you ask, he's not related to Keanu Reeves.
Jim Reeves' untimely demise remains sad almost sixty years later. Think of all the beautiful songs we will never have.
by None of your beeswax, pal July 20, 2021
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When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.
John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."

Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
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