Definitions by Noelle N

tin hitter 

Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.

"Poor Dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter"

tin hitter by Noelle N December 23, 2007