2 definitions by NoBull ServeAnt
To get robbed, ripped off, or to be financially taken advantage of. A variation of getting Jewed usually referred to if done by force but can also be used if someone outsmarts or hustles you.
Shmuck1: Dude Sally Schwartzanucker totally jewjitsu'd me!
Shmuck2: How So?
Shmuck1: she told me she would sell me an amazon firestick for only twenty bucks so I sent her the guap and she literally send me a stick from the amazon that was on fire!
Shmuck2: Wow she's clever while still being honest, that's a rarity these days, lemme get her digits
Shmuck1: I called her to try and get my money back but the numbers disconnected.
Shmuck2: How So?
Shmuck1: she told me she would sell me an amazon firestick for only twenty bucks so I sent her the guap and she literally send me a stick from the amazon that was on fire!
Shmuck2: Wow she's clever while still being honest, that's a rarity these days, lemme get her digits
Shmuck1: I called her to try and get my money back but the numbers disconnected.
by NoBull ServeAnt June 7, 2018
To make a loud audible sound of joy, satisfaction, or pleasure. A few examples of why one might let out a Colombian Airhorn are as follows:
1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes
Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.
1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes
Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.
I was giving rachel the dirty Isabella last night cuz I ran out of jerkzy to feed her, anyway dude when I finished bro, I let out the biggest colombian airhorn since my distant Peruvian second cousin, twice twice removed, visited me last winter.
by NoBull ServeAnt April 19, 2020