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Kirtland

a tiny city in Ohio, has few stores and an allaround crappy school system. it clutches it's tiny pocket of fame through the melonhead legends, and the morman "kirtland temple" it is near Willoughby, Mentor, and Cleveland.

person 1: Where do you live?
person 2: Kirtland!
person 1: where the hell is that?
person 2: -sigh- near Mentor.

by No Comment <3 February 23, 2009