Nigel the Brit's definitions

American

An overweight individual without any manners, generally ignorant, and quite self centered. This individual is usually unaware of the fact that they are ignorant and believes that others are staring at them because they admire them, when in fact they are staring at them in disgust!

Hey Nigel, who is that fat slob over there with the cowboy hat shoving burgers down his throat?

Oh, he is an American!

by Nigel the Brit October 16, 2008