Nicolas Cage: Time Traveler's definitions

Welching

The act of stuffing a woman's vagina full of grapes, then using your penis (or fist) to mash up the grapes. If you're feeling adventurous you can even use your foot. After the mashing, you may procede to drink the sweet grape elixir directly from the stanky vagina.

Christopher Walken: "Last night, I was welching, that bitch. So hard."

You: Speechless

by Nicolas Cage: Time Traveler August 13, 2010