Jellybaby

Jellybaby: a nasty viral disease, commonly caught by nightclub staff on a weekly basis, causing nausia, vomiting and can in some cases lead to a total mental breakdown.

Symptoms include: arsehole punters, the selling of jellyshots and soiled beanbags.

I'm going to have to call in sick tonight for work, i've got a bad case of 'The Jellybaby'

by Nico DaSilva April 07, 2011