Person: Why are you so obsessed with England?
Me: Nick Crompton was born in that city, duh!
Person: Oh yeah! Nick Crompton is so hot.
Me: HE'S MINE!
Me: Nick Crompton was born in that city, duh!
Person: Oh yeah! Nick Crompton is so hot.
Me: HE'S MINE!
by Nick Crompton's Sex Slave October 16, 2017