Definitions by Nhoj Nosnikta

Gore Tandem 

a group of overweight people (gores) walking side by side or in a straight line fashion, often taking up a large majority of the provided walking way

Professor: Jim Boy, why are you late to class?

Jim Boy: Sorry professor, I got stuck behind a gore tandem.

Professor: Oh don't worry, that's perfectly understandable.

Gore Tandem by Nhoj Nosnikta December 2, 2011