Nerdz on duh Bus's definitions

Contuuuuuusion

Common mispronunciation of "contusion", or bruise caused by blunt force. If you were to, for example, get smacked in the leg with a bat, and not have it broken, you may gt a contusion.

Indian doctor- "I'm sorry sir."
You- "what's wrong?"
Indian doctor- "you have a contuuuuuusion."

by Nerdz on duh Bus July 29, 2008