Neil Platt's definitions

Cake eater

a big douche. Synonymous with platters of food. Usually 6'3 colorblind males with large egos who wear jays. And thinks they're sweet. More times than not it refers to lazy, retarded roommates who sit around eating cake. All day.

"My roommate is such a f*cking cake eater."

by Neil Platt February 7, 2010