Definitions by Neil Hunkins

Admiral Ackbar eyes 

When a person, a girl in particular, has beady eyes that are so far apart that they appear to be on the side of his or her head, much like the character Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi. This feature generally destroys their otherwise attractive appearance.

Coined by Steve from The Preston and Steve Show on WMMR in Philadelphia.

"Man, that Uma Thurman would be hot if it weren't for her Admiral Ackbar eyes."

Admiral Ackbar eyes by Neil Hunkins March 26, 2008

nipple daisy 

The resulting appearance of chest hairs encircling the nipple after several days without shaving, thereby resembling the petals of a daisy. Usually found on males but occassionally on certain females as well.

"Dave seriously needs to shave. He's got a nipple daisy in full bloom."

nipple daisy by Neil Hunkins September 28, 2007