Mysterious John's definitions

schting

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.

"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"

by Mysterious John March 9, 2005

poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.

"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."

by Mysterious John March 14, 2004