poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.
"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."
by Mysterious John March 15, 2004
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schting

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.
"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"
by Mysterious John March 09, 2005
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