Mustang Tossed Salad's definitions

Liquor Mortis

When you have a full erection, but are unable to cum do to large amounts of alcohol.

Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".

by Mustang Tossed Salad August 9, 2009