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Mermaiding

The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.

The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.
"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"
by Mussy Master bearing TheChussy December 16, 2025
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Gyort

A mix of the words autism and gyort. Therefore meaning a gyatted up person, in the only known case of someone being named Gyort, the recipient is male.
"Did you go camping with Gyort this weekend"
"Yes, he's a very hasnome gyatted up autism"
by Mussy Master bearing TheChussy December 17, 2025
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