Definitions by Muchos Gaseous

Christmas cracker 

When you burp and fart at the same time, emitting gas from both ends simultaneously.

1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.

Christmas cracker by Muchos Gaseous September 1, 2009