Definitions by Ms. Clean

Brian

1) One who attracts random gay men, most of whom are shirtless.

2) One who tortures and kills small animals for their amusement.

3) One who randomly breaks into a high-pitched effeminate voice when angry and/or upset.

4) One who has starred in numerous cheap pornography productions.

5) One who thinks he is clever but only ends up getting screwed over.

1) That guy getting followed by that shirtless kid must be a real Brian.

2)That jerk is such a Brian. He disembowels doves for fun.

3) Calm down you pansy! You are such a Brian.

4) This is the fourth movie we've watched with that Brian in it!

5) That idiot is such a Brian.

Brian by Ms. Clean October 19, 2008