Definitions by Mrs. Gans

CatyWhompus 

To put a cat into a large sack, and strike somebody over the head with it. In other words; A Whompus.

I had no other choice, but to CatyWhompus his sister.
Sometimes I get so flustered that I CatyWhompus my mother.

CatyWhompus by Mrs. Gans January 7, 2011