Mr. Teajug's definitions

Mantis-style

Eating someone out ass first. Similar to how a praying mantis often eats its victims ass first.

"Girl, get ready for me to rock your world, I'm gonna eat you mantis-style tonight."

by Mr. Teajug March 9, 2016

sweet tea

Semen, jizz, baby gravy. Usually spilled by the half gallon, sprayed all around a room, sometimes on electronic equipment for maximum effect.

"I just spilled half a gallon of sweet tea and it ruined my Gamecube and my mattress."

by Mr. Teajug September 2, 2012