One who fucks up his life by raging over the simplest of things.
His life completely and utterly sucks and he can't afford to pay for anything other than dial up because his dad put the family in debt because of drugs. Also, if he gets sun burn, he cannot get his permit. Has the most awkward shaped body and yells a lot. Everybody gets pissed off at him for being alive and being ginger. Fuck you, bobbles.
Bobbles:Austin, don't worship Satan!
Austin: Bobbles, don't fucking punch windows.
Bobbles:You locked me out!
Austin:Go kick yourself, ass-hat.