Definitions by Mr. Man McMannyson
Internet Awkward
An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.
Internet Awkward by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010