Uckfield

Once small market town that's now a compete shithole thanks to chavvy families being moved into new social housing after being kicked out of South London.

"I went to Uckfield last weekend to see my nan."
"How was it?"
"Fucking awful."

by Mr. John Herbert September 02, 2025

Flumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a flump whilst taking a shit.

I just topped up on flumps because I'm having a Flumpkin tonight.

by Mr. John Herbert February 17, 2025

Orgcest

Having sexual intercourse with multiple members of one's family.

I just committed orgcest, I hope I don't get arrested!

by Mr. John Herbert February 17, 2025