1 definition by Mr Rollie

Painus

An intense pain in and around your anus

Kelly went for a massive bike ride around the lake. When she returned , she hopped of her bike and felt a horrible pain in her and around her anus.

Kelly: "It must have be from the seat"
Scottie: "Sure it was"
Scottie: "That's what we like to call, Painus"

by Mr Rollie June 10, 2008