Mr Michael Bolton's definitions
When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.
I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!
by Mr Michael Bolton May 30, 2006
Get the dutch ruddermug.