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Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles

Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
"Hey dude how was your weekend?"

"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"

dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse
by Mr Giraffe October 10, 2011

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