Mordecai Xenophilius 9000's definitions
When a girl is on her period, she takes a condom and fills it up with her blood. When the condom is filled with blood, she freezes it. When the blood has been frozen, she removes it and uses it for masturbation.
If she eats the frozen blood when she's finished, then this is called a spicy tamale.
If she eats the frozen blood when she's finished, then this is called a spicy tamale.
My girlfriend was being really bitchy to me while she was on her period, so I told her that she should make herself a firecracker to cheer herself up.
by Mordecai Xenophilius 9000 January 28, 2010
Get the Firecrackermug.