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Diarrhoea.

In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."
"Hey bud how was your weekend?"
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."
by Monster P March 28, 2008

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