Mon nom de plume est Satre's definitions

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole

Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016