Definitions by Mon nom de plume est Satre

Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole

Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner

Wedgy burner by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

Mashed up Dundee cake by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016