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Cocktimus prime
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A cocktimus prime is a dildo large
enough
to be a
love seat
or, alternitavely,
small chair
.
"I just
got done
using my cocktimus prime on
my wife
, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his
sentence
.
by
Moby small
June 24, 2018
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