27 definitions by Moblspank
Office slave 1: How does Herbert get so many repos?
Office slave 2: He says it's his Command Voice. The deadbeats feel they have no choice but to give up their cars.
Office slave 2: He says it's his Command Voice. The deadbeats feel they have no choice but to give up their cars.
by Moblspank October 1, 2023
Subway Rider 1: Who's that guy that just got on the train? All the riders parted like Moses parting the Red Sea. Dude gets respect.
Subway Rider 2: On the streets he's known as Harrison.
Subway Rider 2: On the streets he's known as Harrison.
by Moblspank October 1, 2023
The Maine Man: a legendary Appalachian Trail thru-hiker who walked from Georgia-to-Maine wearing khaki pants, button down shirts, spitting out gangster rap and packing a 9mm.
by Moblspank October 1, 2023
BraveEagleDawg: the greatest sports fan to ever live who came into being in 2021, the year the Atlanta Braves won the World Series, Collins Hill Eagles won the Georgia High School football state championship in the largest classification, and the Georgia Bulldogs won the College Football Championship.
Fan Boy 1: What's up with Martin? He ignored me when I called out his name at Mall of Georgia.
Fan Boy 2: He legally changed his name to BraveEagleDawg after all three of his teams won titles in the same year. He won't answer to any other name.
Fan Boy 1: BraveEagleDawg.
Fan Boy 2: Yep. That's him. Martin is no more.
Fan Boy 2: He legally changed his name to BraveEagleDawg after all three of his teams won titles in the same year. He won't answer to any other name.
Fan Boy 1: BraveEagleDawg.
Fan Boy 2: Yep. That's him. Martin is no more.
by Moblspank November 2, 2023
Great Houdini - Master of the Universe, the greatest thru-hiker to ever set foot on the Appalachian Trail. Known for magic tricks, groupies visiting him on the trail, and making miles disappear under his feet. Also known for supreme self confidence.
Hiker 1: The Great Houdini, Master of the Universe hiked twenty miles into town, resupplied, met up with a couple of groupies, then hiked twenty miles the next day.
Hiker 2: The Great Houdini, Master of the Universe is truly the GOAT. I wish I could be like him.
Hiker 2: The Great Houdini, Master of the Universe is truly the GOAT. I wish I could be like him.
by Moblspank October 24, 2023
Dude 1: Hey man. How was your dump?
Dude 2: It was so clean I didn't even need any toilet paper.
Dude 1: You took a Skiptracer. Whoa!
Dude 2: It was so clean I didn't even need any toilet paper.
Dude 1: You took a Skiptracer. Whoa!
by Moblspank September 29, 2023