Mitch Avenatti 's definitions

The Moops

A legendary calvary unit in a 21st-century civil war that is famous for missing every battle because horses are slower than cars, thus they are the only people who survive to build a new America out of the ashes. Composed of Tomcat, B-ry, and led by the fearless Mitch Avenatti.

Remember when the moops had jobs? Me neither.

by Mitch Avenatti July 16, 2019