Definitions by Mistress Ishtar

nerd burglar 

a person who fakes being nerdy, just to be a jackass and act like they are intelligent.

Male : I am so smart I could have used a pocket protector in grade school.

Female: Whatever you nerd burglar! You don't know shit and failed 8th grade with a tutor...

nerd burglar by Mistress Ishtar April 29, 2008