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The virus that will destruct everybody in the world if we don't put in our efforts quickly.
Follow advice from your Government or any other trusted sources for prevention. There might or might not be a vaccine for it available in a year or two or three.
Plus, it's fuelling racism against Asians and domestic violence.
CORONAVIRUS + BEER = CORONABEERUS
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by MisterWhomstDVe March 23, 2020

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Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.
Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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by MisterWhomstDVe February 09, 2020

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When a cute/hot girl takes out her knockers and lets you suck milk out of them. The milk still tastes good at 17, believe me. And by "hot girl", I also mean a girl who has a crush on you or wants to hit on you.

It can be done during intercourse, or as a way to flirt. Especially with sexual intentions.
Hannah: hey. you wanna suckle? breastfeeding is part of nature, eh?
Smudge: wait. i'm the brains of this squad, yet we doin' the Tanner scale for human breasts, so I get to see 'em.
Me: WAIT NO-
*her cans show up and the boys both skeet out their pants*
Me: okay i don't wanna suc--
*OOMPH! Ahmed instantly suckles*
ME WITH THE MILK IN MY LUNGS: ASTAGGHFIRALLAAH
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by MisterWhomstDVe October 13, 2019

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to be a man.
Me: bruh these vaccinations are STUPID.
Other: no! you need to man up, and grow a pair!

Me: YKW?? I'M GONNA TEAR MY BASKETBALLS AND MY WILLY OFF BC OF U. I WILL HAVE THEM SURGICALLY REMOVED AND GRAFTED ONTO UR FACE.

Other: bruh, that's pretty harsh.

Me: I'M GONNA BE A BABY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, THEN. WOMAN DOWN!!
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by MisterWhomstDVe September 21, 2019

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The kind and religious people from the Middle East who are still being blamed for terrorism by so many of you dumb Americans out there. Ain't flyin' to Denmark either.
Muslims count too...
by MisterWhomstDVe February 28, 2020

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Really good chips with a concave shape. You can stack them, make the shape of a duck's bill on your mouth, or just pop 'em. It really doesn't matter which way you eat it.
Me: ay, u want some Pringles?
Roger Rabbit: hmm, i ain't tasted those before in a year!
Baku: whoa! those are cool! i'ma try some!

Werner Werman: hallo. lemme get zem Pringles, please.
Me: how about you guys and I eat the chips?

Yep. Once you pop, you can't stop.
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by MisterWhomstDVe October 03, 2019

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the Happy Tree Friend, also known as "Amicus venerandum", is a North American species of the Mammalia class. A tree friend usually appears as an adorable woodland creature, with different species forms ranging from rabbits to squirrels to chipmunks. They have boot feet, buck-teeth, heart noses, and Pac-Man eyes. All of them have thin lines located on their philtrum, between the nose and mouth. According to MrRockGuy who gave a definition to this in June 2004, they die in horribly violent accidents and situations, and this is actually true too sometimes! However, mostly when they get hurt, they will make noises ranging from screams to whimpers, and depict injuries as well. Mostly, there is no blood in the injuries, but some bleeding, to make sure it's appropriate for children. These animals behave mostly like children, seeking people to play with. Even though they can get bored too, they are also kept as pets according to Statistics Canada. Some of them have cheeks too; a few of them have freckles, gapped teeth, and antlers if they're a moose. They can sing, speak clear English and gibberish, and dance.

According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.
some british boi narrator named michael rosen: hey guys watching the telly, this is bbc planet earth. today we be taking a look at, well, can't see ems?
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi
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by MisterWhomstDVe December 29, 2018

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